hackedmotionsensors:

That’s because you wear horrible turtle necks or metal infused spandex suits, Erik. Gosh….

hackedmotionsensors:

That’s because you wear horrible turtle necks or metal infused spandex suits, Erik. Gosh….

hackedmotionsensors:

Quick poopy comic. Its so weird not using my own computer :U All the settings are wrongggg(The school doesn’t have Sai hehehe)

a discussion on sexual orientation

  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
Summer Challenge | 10 Male Characters [7/10] Clint Barton
“Well, I… if I put an arrow through Loki’s eye socket, I’d sleep better, I s’pose .”

thekeytodeathistime:

character development

bromoyed:

"idris elba as—"

yes

— PLAYED 849,631 TIMES

lifeonvega:

half-blood-witch:

greendaywhore:

brostorian:

purewhitesimplicity:

Okay so I high pitched 21 Guns and…

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I’M GOING TO Cry OMG

Phineas and Ferb: The Teen Years.

Perfect.

This is how I came to love this song.

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…This should not work as well as it does.

everyworldneedslove:

peonymoonflower:

darrenblaineharrycriss:

You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.

Yep need it

I WOULD BUY THIS IN A HOT SECOND.